{"id":3244,"date":"2015-01-20T06:59:30","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T04:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3244"},"modified":"2015-01-20T06:59:30","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T04:59:30","slug":"company-motivation-posters-well-never-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3244","title":{"rendered":"Company Motivation Posters We&#8217;ll Never See"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s only unethical if you get caught.<\/li>\n<li>The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.<\/li>\n<li>We put the &#8220;k&#8221; in &#8220;kwality&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>If something doesn&#8217;t feel right, you&#8217;re not feeling the right thing.\n<li>Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!<\/li>\n<li>A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.<\/li>\n<li>ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.<\/li>\n<li>We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!<\/li>\n<li>2 days without a Human Rights Violation!<\/li>\n<li>Your job is still better than asking &#8220;You want fries with that?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, try management.<\/li>\n<li>At least you&#8217;re not being rectally probed by aliens.<\/li>\n<p><li>Never quit until you have another job.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. It&#8217;s only unethical if you get caught. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. We put the &#8220;k&#8221; in &#8220;kwality&#8221; If something doesn&#8217;t feel right, you&#8217;re not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[1042],"class_list":["post-3244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-motivational-posters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}