One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it.” <\/p>\n
Her friend asks, “What is it a puzzle of?” <\/p>\n
The blonde says, “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” <\/p>\n
The blonde’s friend figures that he’s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place.<\/p>\n
She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. <\/p>\n
He then turns to her and says: “First, no matter what I do, I’m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.”<\/p>\n
“Second, I’d advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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