{"id":3238,"date":"2015-01-20T06:50:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T04:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3238"},"modified":"2015-01-20T06:50:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T04:50:00","slug":"the-biggest-drawbacks-to-working-in-a-cubicle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3238","title":{"rendered":"The Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Being told to &#8220;Think Outside the Box&#8221; when I&#8217;m in the @#$%? box all day!<\/li>\n<li>Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.<\/li>\n<li>Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.<\/li>\n<li>That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.<\/li>\n<li>Lack of roof rafters for the noose.<\/li>\n<li>My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.<\/li>\n<li>Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.<\/li>\n<li>Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you loosen your pants to tuck in your shirt.<\/li>\n<li>23 power cords, 1 outlet.<\/li>\n<li>Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.<\/li>\n<li>When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t slam the door when you quit and walk out.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being told to &#8220;Think Outside the Box&#8221; when I&#8217;m in the @#$%? box all day! Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[464],"class_list":["post-3238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-cubicle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}