{"id":3223,"date":"2015-01-18T18:59:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3223"},"modified":"2015-01-18T18:59:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:59:14","slug":"you-might-be-a-redneck-nascar-fan-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3223","title":{"rendered":"You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You think the last four words of the National Anthem are &#8220;Gentlemen start your engines!&#8221;&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve ever written Richard Petty&#8217;s name on a presidential ballot&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You go to a stock car race and don&#8217;t need a program&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can&#8217;t remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can&#8217;t remember how old your children are&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph&#8230;..round and round and round&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>The word &#8220;Bank&#8221; makes you think of turn three at Daytona&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>Your wife&#8217;s nickname is &#8220;Lugnut&#8221;&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You know the &#8220;Back way&#8221; to Talledega&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>You make engine noises while watching racing on TV&#8230;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You think the last four words of the National Anthem are &#8220;Gentlemen start your engines!&#8221;&#8230;. You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida&#8230;. You&#8217;ve ever written Richard Petty&#8217;s name on a presidential ballot&#8230;. You&#8217;re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures&#8230;. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,56],"tags":[1054,1238],"class_list":["post-3223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-redneck","category-sports","tag-nascar","tag-redneck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}