{"id":3219,"date":"2015-01-18T18:54:16","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3219"},"modified":"2015-01-18T18:54:16","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:54:16","slug":"reasons-to-play-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3219","title":{"rendered":"Reasons to Play Golf"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">Front 9<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>You can play without risk of scandal.<\/li>\n<li>Beats mowing the lawn.<\/li>\n<li>Carrying clubs is considered socially acceptable.<\/li>\n<li>Master the essential language: slice, shank, divot, bogie, green fee, sand trap, deep rough, mulligan, hacker, water hazard, double bogie, difficult lie, flub, handicap, worm burner, triple bogie, and Duffer.<\/li>\n<li>Always a doctor nearby.<\/li>\n<li>Would you rather do business at the office?<\/li>\n<li>Handicap accessible.<\/li>\n<p><li>Two methods to achieve a great score<br \/>\na) play as you lie<br \/>\nb) lie as you play<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>Drop a few shots at the 19th hole.<\/li>\n<div align=\"center\">Back 9<\/div>\n<li>The worse your game, the better the exercise.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Holistic&#8221; stress reduction.<\/li>\n<li>Great excuse to take a walk.<\/li>\n<li>Work through bad lies without having to run for office.<\/li>\n<li>Rather sink a birdie than hook a fish.<\/li>\n<li>Putting is such sweet sorrow.<\/li>\n<li>Old golfers never die..they just putter out.<\/li>\n<li>Drinking and driving is encouraged&#8230; especially by your opponents.<\/li>\n<li>Having a ball is par for the course.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Front 9 You can play without risk of scandal. Beats mowing the lawn. Carrying clubs is considered socially acceptable. Master the essential language: slice, shank, divot, bogie, green fee, sand trap, deep rough, mulligan, hacker, water hazard, double bogie, difficult lie, flub, handicap, worm burner, triple bogie, and Duffer. Always a doctor nearby. Would you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[728],"class_list":["post-3219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-golf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}