A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.<\/p>\n
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf.<\/p>\n
She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest.<\/p>\n
“How much is it?” she asked.<\/p>\n
“One hundred and fifty dollars,” he replied.<\/p>\n
She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.<\/p>\n
“But it comes with an inscription,” he said.<\/p>\n
“What kind of inscription?” she asked.<\/p>\n
“Whatever you wish,” he explained, “but one of the old golfers favorites is, NEVER UP, NEVER IN.'”<\/p>\n
“OH, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife. “That’s what started the argument in the first place!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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