{"id":320,"date":"2014-12-21T23:42:40","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T21:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=320"},"modified":"2014-12-21T23:42:40","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T21:42:40","slug":"blonde-kidnapper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"Blonde Kidnapper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jodi, a blonde, was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.<\/p>\n<p>She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She then wrote a note saying, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Jodi &#8212; the Blonde.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jodi then pinned the note to the kid&#8217;s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. Jodi opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, &#8220;How could you do this to a fellow blonde?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jodi, a blonde, was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped you.&#8221; She then wrote a note saying, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[250,458],"class_list":["post-320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blondes","tag-blondes","tag-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}