{"id":3198,"date":"2015-01-18T18:08:58","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3198"},"modified":"2015-01-18T18:08:58","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:08:58","slug":"golf-reminders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3198","title":{"rendered":"Golf Reminders"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.<\/li>\n<li>Form a loose grip.<\/li>\n<li>Keep your head down.<\/li>\n<li>Avoid a quick back swing.<\/li>\n<li>Stay out of the water.<\/li>\n<li>Try not to hit anyone.<\/li>\n<li>If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t stand directly in front of others.<\/li>\n<li>Quiet please&#8230; while others are preparing to go.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t take extra strokes.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. Form a loose grip. Keep your head down. Avoid a quick back swing. Stay out of the water. Try not to hit anyone. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. Don&#8217;t stand directly in front of others. Quiet please&#8230; while others [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[728],"class_list":["post-3198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-golf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}