{"id":3188,"date":"2015-01-18T18:01:07","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:01:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3188"},"modified":"2015-01-18T18:01:07","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:01:07","slug":"dear-forest-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3188","title":{"rendered":"Dear Forest Service&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These are supposedly actual comments left on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles.  Is there a way I can get reimbursed?  Please call.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;All the mile markers are missing this year.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Trails need to be reconstructed.  Please avoid building trails that go uphill.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs.  Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Need more signs to keep area pristine.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;A McDonald&#8217;s would be nice at the trail head.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Too many rocks in the mountains.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are supposedly actual comments left on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips. &#8220;A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.&#8221; &#8220;Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.&#8221; &#8220;Instead of a permit system [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[665],"class_list":["post-3188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outdoors","tag-forest-service"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}