{"id":3186,"date":"2015-01-18T18:00:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3186"},"modified":"2015-01-18T18:00:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:00:14","slug":"fore-better-or-worse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3186","title":{"rendered":"Fore Better or Worse"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.<\/li>\n<li>Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.<\/li>\n<li>Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.<\/li>\n<li>Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.<\/li>\n<li>The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.<\/li>\n<li>Golf was once a rich man&#8217;s sport, but now it has millions of poor players.<\/li>\n<li>An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.<\/li>\n<li>Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[728],"class_list":["post-3186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-golf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}