{"id":3182,"date":"2015-01-18T17:56:31","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3182"},"modified":"2015-01-18T17:56:31","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:56:31","slug":"guess-what-they-are-talking-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3182","title":{"rendered":"Guess What They are Talking About"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.<\/li>\n<li>He came at his blind side and got him from behind.<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s off to the sidelines for a quick blow!<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a game of inches.<\/li>\n<li>That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.<\/li>\n<li>When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it.<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s gonna feel that one tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li>He found his tight end.<\/li>\n<li>End around!<\/li>\n<li>He had to stretch to get it in!<\/li>\n<li>He gets penetration into their backfield!<\/li>\n<li>He blows them off!<\/li>\n<li>He bangs it in!<\/li>\n<li>He could go all the way!<\/li>\n<li>He gets it off just in time!<\/li>\n<li>He goes deep!<\/li>\n<li>He found a hole and slid through it!<\/li>\n<li>He pounds it in!<\/li>\n<li>He beats them off at the movement of the ball<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s got great hands!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p>Football &#8212; Now aren&#8217;t you embarrassed!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. He&#8217;s off to the sidelines for a quick blow! It&#8217;s a game of inches. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. When you get down in this area, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[661,841],"class_list":["post-3182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-football","tag-innuendo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}