{"id":3176,"date":"2015-01-18T17:54:09","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3176"},"modified":"2015-01-18T17:54:09","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:54:09","slug":"dumb-sports-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3176","title":{"rendered":"Dumb Sports Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Pat Glenn &#8211; Weightlifting Commentator, &#8220;This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Ted Walsh &#8211; Horse Racing Commentator: &#8220;This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Murray Walker, &#8220;The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Greg Norman, &#8220;I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Alan Minter, &#8220;Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing &#8211; but none of them serious.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Terry Venables, &#8220;If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Ron Atkinson, &#8220;He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn&#8217;t like it &#8211; you can see it all over their faces.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Harry Carpenter &#8211; BBC TV Boat Race 1977,  &#8220;Ah, isn&#8217;t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Metro Radio, &#8220;Julian Dicks is everywhere. It&#8217;s like they&#8217;ve got eleven Dicks on the field.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: &#8220;There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>US TV Commentator, &#8220;One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pat Glenn &#8211; Weightlifting Commentator, &#8220;This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.&#8221; Ted Walsh &#8211; Horse Racing Commentator: &#8220;This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.&#8221; Murray Walker, &#8220;The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.&#8221; Greg [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[252,402],"class_list":["post-3176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-blooper","tag-commentators"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}