{"id":3166,"date":"2015-01-18T17:48:51","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3166"},"modified":"2015-01-18T17:48:51","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:48:51","slug":"cool-things-about-an-all-new-york-world-series","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3166","title":{"rendered":"Cool Things about an All-New York World Series"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>We&#8217;re gonna add a Mike Piazza-style mustache to the Statue of Liberty.<\/li>\n<li>City ordinance says in Subway Series, the mayor bats cleanup.<\/li>\n<li>Regardless of who wins, it&#8217;s just great to sit in the stands and watch sweaty guys hug each other.<\/li>\n<li>Finally New Yorkers have something to help us get over the loss of &#8220;CATS.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Just think what this is doing to John Rocker.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s more proof that New York City is the greatest city on Earth!<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s easy to get cheap applause by saying crap like that.<\/li>\n<li>I won&#8217;t have that uneasy feeling I get when Don Zimmer&#8217;s out of town.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s so exciting, even people who just moved here and are now running for senate can enjoy it.<\/li>\n<li>More business for the city&#8217;s illegal knock-off T-shirt factories.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re gonna add a Mike Piazza-style mustache to the Statue of Liberty. City ordinance says in Subway Series, the mayor bats cleanup. Regardless of who wins, it&#8217;s just great to sit in the stands and watch sweaty guys hug each other. Finally New Yorkers have something to help us get over the loss of &#8220;CATS.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[202,1069],"class_list":["post-3166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-baseball","tag-new-york"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}