{"id":3164,"date":"2015-01-18T17:39:33","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:39:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3164"},"modified":"2015-01-18T17:39:33","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:39:33","slug":"canadian-hockey-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3164","title":{"rendered":"Canadian Hockey Rules!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a 5-2 loss that started the bleeding<br \/>\nA loss to Mats and his country of Sweden<br \/>\nNext up, it&#8217;s easy &#8211; but just a 3-2 win<br \/>\nBy a bunch of young fellas from united Berlin<br \/>\nThey can&#8217;t hit the net, they can&#8217;t even pass it<br \/>\nThere not chance in the world they&#8217;re gonna beat Hasek<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the bloody big ice, it&#8217;s a number of things<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t want it as much, they got their cup rings<br \/>\nBut a 33 tie, with a late goal you would like<br \/>\nScored by none other than Joe Nieuwendyk<br \/>\nThe one that they thought was too slow and too old<br \/>\nHas not given up the quest for hockey gold.<br \/>\nThen things started changing, all for the best<br \/>\nThey beat Selanne and Finland, lets take on the rest.<br \/>\nThen Sweden was next, they&#8217;d better get loose<br \/>\nBut the Swedes were beaten by who&#8230; Belarus!<br \/>\nAnd then the ladies from out of the blue<br \/>\nAgainst the favoured Americans, knew what to do<br \/>\nThe Yanks threw our flag on the floor they were told<br \/>\nSo they captured our hearts and captured the gold<br \/>\nThen suddenly the Great one, our hero of youth<br \/>\nTold the hockey world the absolute truth<br \/>\nHe said they don&#8217;t like us, they want us to lose<br \/>\nWe need to get meaner and inflict the odd bruise<br \/>\nSo a North American Final was set us and the States<br \/>\nThis time they were ready, they laced up their skates<br \/>\nThis game was about skill, speed, and the odd chance<br \/>\nIt would not be decided by a dumb judge from France<br \/>\nThe yanks scored first, we sucked in our chest<br \/>\nBut our boys came out and they played their best<br \/>\nSakic, Lindros, Iginla, Lemeiux<br \/>\nAnd Gold is ours&#8230; Canada, 5 Yanks, 2<br \/>\nDespite the bad press and media opinions<br \/>\nWe danced in the street like crazed Palestinians<br \/>\nFrom Victoria to St. John&#8217;s we screamed and we shouted<br \/>\nLike Don Cherry predicted, the Yanks&#8230; they were routed<br \/>\nWhen we play hockey there is no English or French<br \/>\nThere is no division among us; it&#8217;s just the guys on the bench<br \/>\nThey played the game for our Country, they played it true<br \/>\nAnd on behalf of the Country I say thank you.<br \/>\nFor this game is now ours, there is no longer a debate<br \/>\nAbout the lack of finesse or the way that we skate<br \/>\nThis nation of Canada has gotta&#8217; lot of class<br \/>\nBut if you wanna&#8217; play hockey &#8230; we&#8217;ll kick your ass!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a 5-2 loss that started the bleeding A loss to Mats and his country of Sweden Next up, it&#8217;s easy &#8211; but just a 3-2 win By a bunch of young fellas from united Berlin They can&#8217;t hit the net, they can&#8217;t even pass it There not chance in the world they&#8217;re gonna [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[304,791],"class_list":["post-3164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-canada","tag-hockey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}