{"id":3146,"date":"2015-01-18T17:22:17","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3146"},"modified":"2015-01-18T17:22:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:22:17","slug":"at-the-races","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3146","title":{"rendered":"At the Races"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lineup:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Passionate Lady<\/li>\n
  2. Bare Belly<\/li>\n
  3. Silk Panties<\/li>\n
  4. Conscience<\/li>\n
  5. Jockey Shorts<\/li>\n
  6. Clean Sheets<\/li>\n
  7. Thighs <\/li>\n
  8. Big Dick<\/li>\n
  9. Heavy Bosom<\/li>\n
  10. Merry Cherry<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    THEY’RE OFF!!!
    \nConscience is left behind at the gate.
    \nJockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
    \nHeavy Bosom is being pressured.
    \nPassionate Lady is caught by Thighs
    \nand Big Dick is in a dangerous spot!<\/P><\/p>\n

    AT THE HALF:
    \nIt’s Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in.
    \nHeavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
    \nPassionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
    \nBare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.<\/p>\n

    AT THE STRETCH:
    \nMerry Cherry cracks under the strain.
    \nBig Dick is making a final drive.
    \nBare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.<\/p>\n

    AT THE FINISH:
    \nIt’s Big Dick giving everything he’s got
    \nand Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
    \nIt looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one
    \nfinal thrust and wins by a head…
    \nBare Belly shows…Thighs weakens…
    \nHeavy Bosom pulls up…
    \n & Clean Sheets never had a chance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Lineup: Passionate Lady Bare Belly Silk Panties Conscience Jockey Shorts Clean Sheets Thighs Big Dick Heavy Bosom Merry Cherry THEY’RE OFF!!! Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught by Thighs and Big Dick is in a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[808],"class_list":["post-3146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-horse-races"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}