Shloyme Seltzer has become rich and wants to show off, so he orders his driver to drive him to this new exclusive golf club with his new Cadillac.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately a sign at the door unmistakably states that Jews are not permitted access. The driver wants to return home, but not Shloyme!<\/p>\n
Shloyme says: “Wait here for me.”<\/p>\n
His driver responds: “But don’t you see the sign? They’ll kick you out immediately!”<\/p>\n
Shloyme says, “I don’t have to tell them I’m Jewish.” and he leaves for the gate.<\/p>\n
So the driver waits… One hour… two hours… three hours. After three and a half hours, Shloyme is kicked out by two body-builder type guardsmen.<\/p>\n
The driver asks: “What happened?”<\/p>\n
Shloyme says, “Everything was fine until we played hole number eight! Accidentally I shot my ball into one of these ponds. I shouted: ‘Oh, my God, what’ll I do now?’ And then the waters separated and everybody knew…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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