{"id":3139,"date":"2015-01-18T14:32:53","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3139"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:32:53","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:32:53","slug":"the-washington-hillbillies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3139","title":{"rendered":"The Washington Hillbillies"},"content":{"rendered":"
To the Beverly Hillbillies Melody<\/div>\n

Well dere once was a story ’bout a man named Bill;
\nDa poor president couldn’t keep his willie still;
\nDen one day he was workin’ at his desk,
\nWhen in walks Monica and shows da boy her chest…<\/p>\n

Boobs, that is. Two of ’em. Bodacious ta ta’s.<\/p>\n

Well da next thing ya know, Monica is on her knees,
\nMouth open wide and as happy as you please;
\nBill sez, “oh yeah now-don’t say a thing,”
\n“If you do a good job then we’ll have a little fling.”<\/p>\n

Blow job, that is. Phalli osculation.<\/p>\n

Well, Bill lost his load and it fell upon her dress,
\nHe said, “Clean it up, ‘cuz you really are a mess,
\nAnd you’re invited here to dis fine locality,
\nTo have a heapin’ helpin’ of little Willie C.”<\/p>\n

Da wiener, that is. Da presidential staff.<\/p>\n

So week after week, Monica is on her knees
\nKeepin’ Willie and his Wiener just as happy as you please,
\nBut then she figured out dat the fling had gone too far,
\nAnd she blabbed it all to Linda Tripp who blabbed it all to Starr.<\/p>\n

Bad girl, that is. Cigars. Bodacious ta ta’s.<\/p>\n

Well it weren’t too long till we all knew the score,
\n’bout da stuff dat went down behind da oval office door;
\nDa country’s in da toilet and da people cry, “No More”
\nBut if we oust da cheatin’ jerk, den we gotta live with Gore.<\/p>\n

Boob, that is. Great big one. Head stuck up his rear.<\/p>\n

So now ya know da story ’bout Bill our president,
\nWonderin’ if dis fling’s gonna cost him every cent;
\nSo da moral of da story is to do it quietly,
\nAnd stay outta trouble with dat bitch named Hillary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To the Beverly Hillbillies Melody Well dere once was a story ’bout a man named Bill; Da poor president couldn’t keep his willie still; Den one day he was workin’ at his desk, When in walks Monica and shows da boy her chest… Boobs, that is. Two of ’em. Bodacious ta ta’s. Well da next […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,47],"tags":[234,1337],"class_list":["post-3139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}