{"id":3137,"date":"2015-01-18T14:31:56","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3137"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:31:56","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:31:56","slug":"signs-your-presidential-candidate-is-underqualified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3137","title":{"rendered":"Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Underqualified"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.<\/li>\n<li>Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen&#8217;s character on &#8220;The West Wing.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is &#8220;That Bob Vila guy.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.<\/li>\n<li>Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, &#8220;The state or the DC thingie?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, &#8220;You wanna wrestle?!?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.<\/li>\n<li>Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, &#8220;I win!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a lifeline.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen&#8217;s character on &#8220;The West Wing.&#8221; His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is &#8220;That Bob Vila guy.&#8221; Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[307],"class_list":["post-3137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-candidate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}