{"id":3127,"date":"2015-01-18T14:27:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3127"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:27:05","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:27:05","slug":"independent-political-parties-that-didnt-make-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3127","title":{"rendered":"Independent Political Parties That Didn&#8217;t Make It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of voters are getting a little bored with the 2-party system. Even the Reform Party and the Libertarian Party aren&#8217;t making much of a showing this year. These parties just never seemed to make that cut for some reason:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Crack Party&#8230; We&#8217;re split down the middle.<\/li>\n<li>The Mouth Party&#8230; And you&#8217;re invited to cum. <\/li>\n<li>The Gay\/NRA Party&#8230; We&#8217;re here, we&#8217;re queer. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? <\/li>\n<li>The Pity Party&#8230; C&#8217;mon, we never win anything.  Vote for us once, will ya? <\/li>\n<li>The Private Party&#8230; No comment. <\/li>\n<li>The Cocktail Party&#8230; Cock and Tail &#8211; does it get any better than this?<\/li>\n<li>The Search Party&#8230; Looking for members.<\/li>\n<li>The Keg Party&#8230; Dude, we could so totally run the country.<\/li>\n<li>Non-partisan party&#8230; We believe in what you believe in. <\/li>\n<li>The Beaver Party&#8230; Oh, forget it &#8211; we&#8217;ve already got Bush.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of voters are getting a little bored with the 2-party system. Even the Reform Party and the Libertarian Party aren&#8217;t making much of a showing this year. These parties just never seemed to make that cut for some reason: The Crack Party&#8230; We&#8217;re split down the middle. The Mouth Party&#8230; And you&#8217;re invited [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[839,1177],"class_list":["post-3127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-independent","tag-political-party"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}