{"id":3125,"date":"2015-01-18T14:25:57","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3125"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:25:57","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:25:57","slug":"my-favorite-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3125","title":{"rendered":"My Favorite Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">The Bill Clinton Version<\/div>\n<p>Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,<br \/>\nBig Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,<br \/>\nLots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring,<br \/>\nThese are a few of my favorite things.<\/p>\n<p>Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,<br \/>\nHorny young interns who while &#8216;way the hours,<br \/>\nProfits from futures that Hillary brings,<br \/>\nThese are a few of my favorite things.<\/p>\n<p>When that Jones bites,<br \/>\nWhen Ken Starr stings,<br \/>\nWhen I&#8217;m feeling sad,<br \/>\nI simply remember my favorite things,<br \/>\nAnd then I don&#8217;t feel so bad.<\/p>\n<p>Beating the draft board and getting elected,<br \/>\nNaming to judgeships some hacks I&#8217;ve selected,<br \/>\nConspiracy theories that blame the right wing,<br \/>\nThese are a few of my favorite things.<\/p>\n<p>Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,<br \/>\nFalling down drunk that required knee surgery<br \/>\nStars in the White House who come here to sing,<br \/>\nThese are a few of my favorite things.<\/p>\n<p>When that Jones bites,<br \/>\nWhen Ken Starr stings,<br \/>\nWhen I&#8217;m feeling sad,<br \/>\nI simply remember my favorite things,<br \/>\nAnd then I don&#8217;t feel so bad.<\/p>\n<p>Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,<br \/>\nStates of the Union with lots of baloney,<br \/>\nWinning debates and the joy of my flings,<br \/>\nThese are a few of my favorite things.<\/p>\n<p>When that Jones bites,<br \/>\nWhen Ken Starr stings,<br \/>\nWhen I&#8217;m feeling sad,<br \/>\nI simply remember my favorite things,<br \/>\nAnd then I don&#8217;t feel so bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bill Clinton Version Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces, Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring, These are a few of my favorite things. Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers, Horny young interns who while &#8216;way the hours, Profits from futures that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,47],"tags":[234,1337],"class_list":["post-3125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}