George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.<\/p>\n
George W. approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you Moses?”<\/p>\n
The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.<\/p>\n
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man’s view and asked again, “Aren’t you Moses?”<\/p>\n
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.<\/p>\n
George W. tugged at the man’s sleeve and asked once again, “Aren’t you Moses?”<\/p>\n
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, “Yes, I am.”<\/p>\n
George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, “The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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