{"id":312,"date":"2014-12-21T23:38:01","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T21:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=312"},"modified":"2014-12-21T23:38:01","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T21:38:01","slug":"the-blonde-detectives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"The Blonde Detectives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first blonde answers, &#8220;That&#8217;s easy, we&#8217;ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The policeman says, &#8220;Well&#8230;uh&#8230;that&#8217;s because the picture shows his profile.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, &#8220;This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, &#8220;Ha! He&#8217;d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The policeman angrily responds, &#8220;What&#8217;s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it&#8217;s a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, &#8220;This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?&#8221; He quickly adds, &#8220;Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, &#8220;Hmmmm&#8230;the suspect wears contact lenses.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn&#8217;t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s an interesting answer&#8230;wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I&#8217;ll get back to you on that.&#8221; He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect&#8217;s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. &#8220;Wow! I can&#8217;t believe it&#8230;it&#8217;s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s easy,&#8221; the blonde replied. &#8220;He can&#8217;t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. &#8220;This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?&#8221; The first blonde answers, &#8220;That&#8217;s easy, we&#8217;ll catch him fast because he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[250,503],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blondes","tag-blondes","tag-detective"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}