{"id":3119,"date":"2015-01-18T14:23:33","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3119"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:23:33","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:23:33","slug":"revelations-in-barbara-walters-interview-with-monica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3119","title":{"rendered":"Revelations in Barbara Walters&#8217; Interview with Monica"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>She just did it all to meet Roger Clinton.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Bill CLINTON?!?  All this time, I thought they were saying  Bill *CLIFTON*, this guy I met at Starbucks!  Hey, everybody, never mind, okay? My bad.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Deal with Ken Starr included private &#8220;oral deposition&#8221; and &#8220;lap dance for immunity.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Monica admits the President&#8217;s DNA was on that blue dress, but she swears the stain was already there when she borrowed the dress from George Stephanopoulos.<\/li>\n<li>The President was really sorry there wasn&#8217;t more room under his desk for snuggling.<\/li>\n<li>While in the throes of passion, Bill promised Monica Delaware and Rhode Island.<\/li>\n<li>The most powerful man on the planet is deathly afraid of teeth.<\/li>\n<li>She never actually wore a thong; her size 14 ass just made it look that way.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s damn near impossible to say &#8220;fellatio&#8221; without an &#8220;L&#8221; sound.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a 200-year-old collection of Presidential chewing gum under the Oval Office desk.<\/li>\n<li>Pet name for the Presidential appendage: &#8220;Little Rock&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Things really got confusing when the president suggested she, &#8220;Take a trip to Mount Vernon.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>She&#8217;s a vapid, brainless dullard desperate for any pitiful shred of media exposure.  And we learn some things about Monica as well.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She just did it all to meet Roger Clinton. &#8220;Bill CLINTON?!? All this time, I thought they were saying Bill *CLIFTON*, this guy I met at Starbucks! Hey, everybody, never mind, okay? My bad.&#8221; Deal with Ken Starr included private &#8220;oral deposition&#8221; and &#8220;lap dance for immunity.&#8221; Monica admits the President&#8217;s DNA was on that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,59],"tags":[194,852,1031],"class_list":["post-3119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-tv","tag-barbara-walters","tag-interview","tag-monica-lewinsky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}