{"id":3117,"date":"2015-01-18T14:22:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3117"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:22:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:22:14","slug":"republican-euphemisms-for-impeaching-the-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3117","title":{"rendered":"Republican Euphemisms for Impeaching the President"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Bad Bill Hunting<\/li>\n<li>Bubba Buh-bye<\/li>\n<li>Careericide!<\/li>\n<li>Doin&#8217; The Hillbilly Heave<\/li>\n<li>Footing the Bill<\/li>\n<li>Premature Ejection<\/li>\n<li>Proving Once Again That We Are Nothing But A Bunch Of Bitter Mean-Spirited Partisans Who Oppose Any President Who Promotes Policies Which Are Favorable To Blacks, Women, Non-Christians or Homosexuals<\/li>\n<li>Taking Bill out Behind the Woodshed<\/li>\n<li>Termus Interruptus<\/li>\n<li>The Constitutional Gong Show<\/li>\n<li>Vast Conspiracy Project, Page #349832-J<\/li>\n<li>Coup Process Under the Law<\/li>\n<li>Keeping MSNBC in Business<\/li>\n<li>L&#8217;Etat, C&#8217;est Nous, Dickhead<\/li>\n<li>Lancing a Boil<\/li>\n<li>Passing a Bill<\/li>\n<li>Pinning the Tale on the Donkey<\/li>\n<li>Politician Assisted Suicide<\/li>\n<li>Removing the Stinger<\/li>\n<li>Taking the Rod to the Staff<\/li>\n<li>The Affair to Remember<\/li>\n<li>The Sour Grapes Slam<\/li>\n<li>Throwing Out the Bubba With the Bathwater<\/li>\n<li>Stain Removal<\/li>\n<li>Burning a Bridge to the 21st Century<\/li>\n<li>Late Term Abortion<\/li>\n<li>POTUS Interruptus<\/li>\n<li>Pre-losing the 2000 Elections, For Your Voting Convenience<\/li>\n<li>Election &#8217;96 &#8212; The Recount<\/li>\n<li>Doing What the American People Would Want if They All Weren&#8217;t So Damn Stupid<\/li>\n<li>Letting Al Drive the Bus<\/li>\n<li>Popping the First Zit<\/li>\n<li>Taking a Little Off the Top<\/li>\n<li>Cutting the Big Cheese<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bad Bill Hunting Bubba Buh-bye Careericide! Doin&#8217; The Hillbilly Heave Footing the Bill Premature Ejection Proving Once Again That We Are Nothing But A Bunch Of Bitter Mean-Spirited Partisans Who Oppose Any President Who Promotes Policies Which Are Favorable To Blacks, Women, Non-Christians or Homosexuals Taking Bill out Behind the Woodshed Termus Interruptus The Constitutional [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[234,835,1256],"class_list":["post-3117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-impeachment","tag-republican"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}