{"id":3115,"date":"2015-01-18T14:21:21","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3115"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:21:21","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:21:21","slug":"how-times-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3115","title":{"rendered":"How Times Change"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Patient: &#8220;Huh? What? Where am I?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nurse: &#8220;You&#8217;re in the hospital. You&#8217;ve been in a coma.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Patient: &#8220;How long was I in a coma?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nurse: &#8220;Ten years&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Patient: &#8220;Wow&#8230; Who&#8217;s President?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nurse: &#8220;Bush&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Patient: <\/li>\n<li>Patient: &#8220;How&#8217;s the economy?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nurse: &#8220;Lotta layoffs&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Patient: <\/li>\n<li>Patient: &#8220;Who else is in the White House?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nurse: &#8220;Cheney and Powell&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Patient: <\/li>\n<li>Patient: &#8220;Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nurse: &#8220;Yep&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Patient: &#8220;HOW long was I&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nurse: &#8220;Ten years&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patient: &#8220;Huh? What? Where am I?&#8221; Nurse: &#8220;You&#8217;re in the hospital. You&#8217;ve been in a coma.&#8221; Patient: &#8220;How long was I in a coma?&#8221; Nurse: &#8220;Ten years&#8221; Patient: &#8220;Wow&#8230; Who&#8217;s President?&#8221; Nurse: &#8220;Bush&#8221; Patient: Patient: &#8220;How&#8217;s the economy?&#8221; Nurse: &#8220;Lotta layoffs&#8221; Patient: Patient: &#8220;Who else is in the White House?&#8221; Nurse: &#8220;Cheney and Powell&#8221; Patient: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[1519],"class_list":["post-3115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}