{"id":3105,"date":"2015-01-18T14:12:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3105"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:12:55","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:12:55","slug":"gwb-appoints-hannibal-lecter-surgeon-general","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3105","title":{"rendered":"GWB Appoints Hannibal Lecter Surgeon General"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a bi-partisan move, President Bush nominated Dr. Hannibal Lecter as his candidate for US Surgeon General.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think Dr. Lecter will serve with pride, fava beans, and a nice Chianti,&#8221; Bush announced.<\/p>\n<p>In another announcement, Special Agent Clarice Starling will become the new FBI director. She&#8217;s expected to work closely with the new Surgeon General on a case concerning missing former Vice President Al Gore. President Bush had recently arranged a meeting between Gore and Lecter.<\/p>\n<p>Lecter was the last person to see Gore before Gore&#8217;s sudden disappearance in early January. Lecter noted that he, &#8220;enjoyed having Gore for dinner,&#8221; but was upset at how Gore, or, rather the *subect* of Gore kept &#8220;coming up.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m sick to my stomach over this,&#8221; Lecter said.<\/p>\n<p>President Bush didn&#8217;t seem concerned with the disappearance of his rival for the office. &#8220;I think it&#8217;s all crap by now, don&#8217;t you?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a bi-partisan move, President Bush nominated Dr. Hannibal Lecter as his candidate for US Surgeon General. &#8220;I think Dr. Lecter will serve with pride, fava beans, and a nice Chianti,&#8221; Bush announced. In another announcement, Special Agent Clarice Starling will become the new FBI director. She&#8217;s expected to work closely with the new Surgeon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[710,764],"class_list":["post-3105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-george-w-bush","tag-hannibal-lecter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}