{"id":3097,"date":"2015-01-18T14:03:31","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3097"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:03:31","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:03:31","slug":"good-luck-george","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3097","title":{"rendered":"Good Luck, George!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when a president gets elected in years ending with zero (which of course happens only every 20 years)?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office)<\/li>\n<li>1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated)<\/li>\n<li>1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated)<\/li>\n<li>1900: William McKinley (Assassinated)<\/li>\n<li>1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office)<\/li>\n<li>1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office)<\/li>\n<li>1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)<\/li>\n<li>1980: Ronald Reagan (Barely survived assassination attempt and left suffering from Alzheimer&#8217;s)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now&#8230;.want a re-count, George???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when a president gets elected in years ending with zero (which of course happens only every 20 years)? 1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated) 1900: William McKinley (Assassinated) 1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office) 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office) 1960: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[1192],"class_list":["post-3097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-presidents"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}