{"id":3095,"date":"2015-01-18T14:02:20","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3095"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:02:20","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T12:02:20","slug":"good-democrats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3095","title":{"rendered":"Good Democrats&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Avoid the truth at all costs.<\/li>\n<li>Success should be punished and failure rewarded.<\/li>\n<li>It is okay to file false affidavits with a federal court if you don&#8217;t want to be held accountable for your actions.<\/li>\n<li>There is no place in society for honesty.<\/li>\n<li>Only the government knows what is good for you and what you deserve out of life.<\/li>\n<li>You are to stupid to make your own decisions.<\/li>\n<li>Vote buying with give away programs is good politics.<\/li>\n<li>If you tell an untruth often enough and loud enough it will become the truth.<\/li>\n<li>People don&#8217;t kill people, guns do.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t confuse me with facts, I am happy living in my make believe world.<\/li>\n<li>Only we should vote.<\/li>\n<li>What the majority wants is irrelevant.<\/li>\n<li>The constitution is just a piece of paper.<\/li>\n<li>The government is my shepherd I shall not want.<\/li>\n<li>Judges were appointed to write laws.<\/li>\n<li>If you can read this, you are probably a Republican.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avoid the truth at all costs. Success should be punished and failure rewarded. It is okay to file false affidavits with a federal court if you don&#8217;t want to be held accountable for your actions. There is no place in society for honesty. Only the government knows what is good for you and what you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[496],"class_list":["post-3095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-democrat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}