A tribute to William Jefferson Clinton to be sung to the tune of “Candle in the Wind”<\/p>\n
Goodbye Bubba’s Jeans
\nThough you always grew in your pants
\nYou had the grace to hold yourself,
\nTill a woman graced the room.
\nYou called out through the country,
\nWhile you whispered to those babes in pain,
\nYou can take me to heaven
\nAnd then deny it all the same!<\/p>\n
And it seems to me you spent your terms
\nKeeping Bimbos on the run:
\nAlways knowing where to turn to
\nWhen you wanted some.
\nAnd your footsteps will always fall where,
\nWomen like guys named Bill
\nYour legacy will never last
\nBut your libido always will.<\/p>\n
Goodbye Bubba’s jeans
\nThe nation will miss your style
\nWe’ll miss that pouting lip
\nThat trembled when you felt our pain.
\nAnd even though we’ll try
\nThe truth that you are really gone
\nWill bring us all to tears;
\nWhen your wife is no longer running things.<\/p>\n
And it seems to me you spent your terms
\nKeeping Bimbos on the run:
\nAlways knowing where to turn to
\nWhen you wanted some.
\nAnd your footsteps will always fall where,
\nWomen like guys named Bill
\nYour legacy will never last
\nBut your libido always will.<\/p>\n
Goodbye Bubba’s jeans,
\nYou wanted to be just like JFK
\nAnd now you’ve done it,
\nMaking Monica your Marilyn Monroe.
\nWe hope that it was worth it,
\nDragging the country through the mud,
\nSo you could satisfy that urge,
\nThe one that’s run you out of town.<\/p>\n
And it seems to me you spent your terms
\nKeeping Bimbos on the run:
\nAlways knowing where to turn to
\nWhen you wanted some.
\nAnd your footsteps will always fall where,
\nWomen like guys named Bill
\nYour legacy will never last
\nBut your libido always will.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A tribute to William Jefferson Clinton to be sung to the tune of “Candle in the Wind” Goodbye Bubba’s Jeans Though you always grew in your pants You had the grace to hold yourself, Till a woman graced the room. You called out through the country, While you whispered to those babes in pain, You […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[234,1337],"class_list":["post-3091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}