{"id":3079,"date":"2015-01-18T13:56:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T11:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3079"},"modified":"2015-01-18T13:56:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T11:56:00","slug":"political-kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3079","title":{"rendered":"Political Kittens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box.<\/p>\n<p>Curious, he runs over to the child and says, &#8220;What&#8217;s in the box, kid?&#8221;  The little boy says, &#8220;Kittens, they&#8217;re brand new kittens.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Al Gore laughs and says, &#8220;What kind of kittens are they?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Democrats,&#8221; the child says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s cute,&#8221; Al Gore says and he runs off.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, &#8220;You gotta check this out,&#8221; and they both jog over to the boy with the box.<\/p>\n<p>Al says, &#8220;Look in the box Bill, isn&#8217;t that cute?  Look at those little kittens.  Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The boy replies, &#8220;They&#8217;re Republicans.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whoa!&#8221; Al says, &#8220;I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats.  What&#8217;s up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; the kid says, &#8220;Their eyes are open now.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, &#8220;What&#8217;s in the box, kid?&#8221; The little boy says, &#8220;Kittens, they&#8217;re brand new kittens.&#8221; Al Gore laughs and says, &#8220;What kind of kittens are they?&#8221; &#8220;Democrats,&#8221; the child says. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[124,234,889,1132],"class_list":["post-3079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-al-gore","tag-bill-clinton","tag-kittens","tag-party-affiliation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}