{"id":3073,"date":"2015-01-18T13:53:21","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T11:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3073"},"modified":"2015-01-18T13:53:21","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T11:53:21","slug":"dear-al","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3073","title":{"rendered":"Dear Al"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From:  The White House<br \/>\nTo:    Albert Gore, Jr.<\/p>\n<p>Dear Al:<\/p>\n<p>We found some more votes. You won!<\/p>\n<p>When do you want to take over?<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>George W. Bush<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: The White House To: Albert Gore, Jr. Dear Al: We found some more votes. You won! When do you want to take over? Sincerely, George W. Bush<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[124,710],"class_list":["post-3073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-al-gore","tag-george-w-bush"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}