From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esquire, here are the top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of the United States v. William J. Clinton:<\/p>\n
10. If the dress ain’t a mess, he won’t need to confess.<\/p>\n
9. The economy’s great, let the White Boy skate.<\/p>\n
8. If the Bitch didn’t spit, you must acquit.<\/p>\n
7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal.<\/p>\n
6. Lewinsky’s a whore, and Bill’s better than Gore.<\/p>\n
5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses.<\/p>\n
4. He cheats on his wife, but it’s his personal life.<\/p>\n
3. He can’t tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr’s proof.<\/p>\n
2. Bill isn’t sleazy, Lewinsky’s just easy.<\/p>\n
1.If the sex is just oral, it’s not really immoral.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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