I did not do it in a car
\nI did not do it in a bar
\nI did not do it in the dark
\nI did not do it in the park
\nI did not do it on a date
\nI did not ever fornicate
\nI did not do it at a dance
\nI did not do it in her pants
\nI did not get beyond first base
\nI did not do it in her face
\nI never did it in a bed
\nIf you think that, you’ve been misled
\nI did not do it with a groan
\nI did not do it on the phone
\nI did not cause her dress to stain
\nI never boinked Suddam Hussein
\nI did not do it with a whip
\nI never fondled Linda Tripp
\nI never acted really silly
\nWith volunteers like Kathleen Willey
\nThere was one time, with Margaret Thatcher
\nI chased her ’round, but could not catch her
\nNo kinky stuff, not on your life
\nI wouldn’t even with my wife
\nAnd Gennifer Flowers’ tale of woes
\nWas paid for by my right-wing foes
\nAnd Paula Jones, and those state troopers
\nAre just a bunch of party poopers
\nI did not ask my friends to lie
\nI did not hang them out to dry
\nI did not do it last November
\nBut if I did, I don’t remember
\nI did not do it in the hall
\nI could have, but I don’t recall
\nI never did it in my study
\nI never did it with my dog, Buddy
\nI never did it to Sox, the cat
\nI might have-once-with Arafat
\nI never did it in a hurry
\nI never groped Ms Betty Currie
\nThere was no sex at Arlington
\nThere was no sex on Air Force One
\nI might have copped a little feel
\nAnd then endeavored to conceal
\nBut never did these things so lewd
\nAt least, not ever in the nude
\nThese things to which I have confessed
\nThey do not count, if we stayed dressed
\nIt never happened with cigar
\nI never dated Mrs. Starr
\nI did not know this little sin
\nWould be retold on CNN
\nI broke some rules my mama taught me
\nI tried to hide, but now you’ve caught me
\nBut I implore, I do beseech
\nDo not condemn, do not impeach
\nI might have got a little tail
\nBut never, never did inhale<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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