{"id":3064,"date":"2015-01-17T21:04:34","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T19:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3064"},"modified":"2015-01-17T21:04:34","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T19:04:34","slug":"clinton-compared-to-the-titanic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3064","title":{"rendered":"Clinton Compared to the Titanic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You remember the story about Lincoln and Kennedy and all the coincidences of their lives? Well, let&#8217;s compare Clinton with the Titanic:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.<br \/>\nCLlNTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose&#8217;s dress gets ruined.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Let&#8217;s not go there.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Monica&#8217;s forced to return her gifts.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton&#8217;s approval rating is at 70%.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Monica&#8230; uh, never mind.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.<br \/>\nCLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You remember the story about Lincoln and Kennedy and all the coincidences of their lives? Well, let&#8217;s compare Clinton with the Titanic: TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[234,1437],"class_list":["post-3064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-titanic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}