Three blond guys are standing on one side of a river near a wishing well, trying to figure out how to cross the river.<\/p>\n
The first guy went to the wishing well and said “I want to be smart so I can get across the river.” So the wishing well made his hair brown. Then he swam across the river.<\/p>\n
The second guy went up to the wishing well and said, “I want to be smarter. And I don’t want to get wet like that first guy.” After his hair turned black he built a boat and sailed across the river.<\/p>\n
The third guy went to the well and said, “I want to be the smartest of all. I don’t want to get wet, and don’t want to work too hard at this.” The well turned him into a woman and she walked across on the bridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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