{"id":3052,"date":"2015-01-17T20:59:26","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3052"},"modified":"2015-01-17T20:59:26","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:59:26","slug":"bill-clintons-retirement-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3052","title":{"rendered":"Bill Clinton&#8217;s Retirement Plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and sisters.<\/li>\n<li>Tour the nations&#8217; prisons to improve conditions, visit friends.<\/li>\n<li>Write book: &#8220;The American Presidency: An Oral History.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Buy a Hooter&#8217;s franchise.<\/li>\n<li>Catch up on eight-year stack of &#8220;Penthouse.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Search for a new outlet for well-developed lying and cheating skills.<\/li>\n<li>Continue work counseling interns.<\/li>\n<li>Stop using fake names in personal ads.<\/li>\n<li>Take little Buddy out three times a day &#8212; also walk the dog.<\/li>\n<li>Get to know those Gore girls better.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and sisters. Tour the nations&#8217; prisons to improve conditions, visit friends. Write book: &#8220;The American Presidency: An Oral History.&#8221; Buy a Hooter&#8217;s franchise. Catch up on eight-year stack of &#8220;Penthouse.&#8221; Search for a new outlet for well-developed lying and cheating skills. Continue work counseling [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[234,1262],"class_list":["post-3052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-retirement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}