One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House.<\/p>\n
Clinton saw him and asked, “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”<\/p>\n
“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.<\/p>\n
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.<\/p>\n
“Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.<\/p>\n
“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,” advised Tom.<\/p>\n
Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.<\/p>\n
“Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.<\/p>\n
“Go to the theater.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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