They say truth is stranger than fiction,
\nand slickness is rarer than friction
\n With Clinton we’ve found
\n the rules upside down–
\nespecially with language and diction.<\/p>\n
The latest political treatise,
\nAmerican Rhapsody teases
\n And generates laughter
\n because the last chapter
\nproclaims Clinton talks with his penis.<\/p>\n
Bill’s heated reaction was fleeting
\nwhen he got his gene-mapping readings
\n ‘Cause his genes present
\n a brand-new defense
\nagainst his disbarment proceedings.<\/p>\n
And in his disbarment proceedings,
\nthis brand new defense will be pleaded
\n His lips will not move,
\n and that’s how he’ll prove
\nthe lies were all told by his penis.<\/p>\n
The judge in such case must be awesome
\nto measure such jetsam and flotsam.
\n That must be why
\n when this case is tried,
\nthe judge in the case is a Johnson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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