{"id":3040,"date":"2015-01-17T20:51:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3040"},"modified":"2015-01-17T20:51:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:51:14","slug":"clintons-chain-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3040","title":{"rendered":"Clinton&#8217;s Chain Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends:<\/p>\n<p>Yes, this is a chain letter. It won&#8217;t cost you anything, but like most chain letters, you&#8217;ve got to follow the directions exactly.<\/p>\n<p>Bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the name at the top of the list. Then, add your name and address to the bottom of the list, remove the first name from the list, and send this to your five closest friends.<\/p>\n<p>When your name reaches the top, you&#8217;ll receive 15,625 women, ONE of which has to better than the one you&#8217;ve got now. Don&#8217;t break the chain or you&#8217;re liable to wind up with your old lady again!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks,<\/p>\n<p>Willie C<\/p>\n<p>Bill Clinton<br \/>\n1600 Pennsylvania Ave<br \/>\nWashington DC<\/p>\n<p>William Jefferson Clinton<br \/>\n1600 Pennsylvania Ave<br \/>\nWashington DC<\/p>\n<p>W. J. Clinton<br \/>\n1600 Pennsylvania Ave<br \/>\nWashington DC<\/p>\n<p>William Clinton<br \/>\n1600 Pennsylvania Ave<br \/>\nWashington DC<\/p>\n<p>W. Jefferson Clinton<br \/>\n1600 Pennsylvania Ave<br \/>\nWashington DC<\/p>\n<p>William J. Clinton<br \/>\n1600 Pennsylvania Ave<br \/>\nWashington DC<\/p>\n<p>Slick Willie Clinton<br \/>\n1600 Pennsylvania Ave<br \/>\nWashington, DC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends: Yes, this is a chain letter. It won&#8217;t cost you anything, but like most chain letters, you&#8217;ve got to follow the directions exactly. Bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the name at the top of the list. Then, add your name and address to the bottom of the list, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[234,345],"class_list":["post-3040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-chain-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}