{"id":3034,"date":"2015-01-17T20:48:12","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3034"},"modified":"2015-01-17T20:48:12","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:48:12","slug":"clinton-versus-nixon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3034","title":{"rendered":"Clinton Versus Nixon"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Major Scandal during their presidency&#8230;<br \/>\nNixon: Watergate<br \/>\nClinton: Waterbed<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The President&#8217;s biggest fear&#8230;<br \/>\nNixon:  The Cold War<br \/>\nClinton:  The Cold Sore<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Complaints toward the President&#8230;<br \/>\nNixon:  Carpet-Bombing<br \/>\nClinton:  Carpet-Burns<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Their Vice-Presidents&#8230;<br \/>\nNixon:  His was Greek<br \/>\nClinton: His is a Geek.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Presidential qualities&#8230;<br \/>\nNixon: Couldn&#8217;t stop Kissinger.<br \/>\nClinton: Couldn&#8217;t stop kissing her.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Things the President couldn&#8217;t explain&#8230;.<br \/>\nNixon:  The missing 18-minutes on the tapes<br \/>\nClinton:  The 36D bra in his briefcase<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Presidential Nicknames&#8230;.<br \/>\nNixon: Tricky Dick<br \/>\nClinton: Slick Willy<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Presidential excuses&#8230;.<br \/>\nNixon: I am not a crook<br \/>\nClinton: I didn&#8217;t get in her nook<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Major Scandal during their presidency&#8230; Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Waterbed The President&#8217;s biggest fear&#8230; Nixon: The Cold War Clinton: The Cold Sore Complaints toward the President&#8230; Nixon: Carpet-Bombing Clinton: Carpet-Burns Their Vice-Presidents&#8230; Nixon: His was Greek Clinton: His is a Geek. Presidential qualities&#8230; Nixon: Couldn&#8217;t stop Kissinger. Clinton: Couldn&#8217;t stop kissing her. Things the President couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[234,1267],"class_list":["post-3034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-richard-nixon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3034\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}