{"id":3029,"date":"2015-01-17T20:33:56","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3029"},"modified":"2015-01-17T20:33:56","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:33:56","slug":"chelsea-at-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3029","title":{"rendered":"Chelsea at College"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chelsea Clinton went off to college and came back home for the holidays. Hillary was quite happy to see her daughter and pressed her for information about college.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, are you enjoying college, dear?&#8221; she asked.<\/p>\n<p>Chelsea nodded vigorously.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And are there boys in college?&#8221; Hillary questioned.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, Chelsea nodded with a mischievous gleam in her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Hillary, unable to resist and curious about her daughter&#8217;s activities, went on to ask, &#8220;And are you having sex with these boys?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chelsea burst out laughing. After a moment, she straightened, stared into her mother&#8217;s eyes, and said, &#8220;Not according to Dad.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chelsea Clinton went off to college and came back home for the holidays. Hillary was quite happy to see her daughter and pressed her for information about college. &#8220;So, are you enjoying college, dear?&#8221; she asked. Chelsea nodded vigorously. &#8220;And are there boys in college?&#8221; Hillary questioned. Once again, Chelsea nodded with a mischievous gleam [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[234,355],"class_list":["post-3029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-bill-clinton","tag-chelsea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}