{"id":3025,"date":"2015-01-17T20:31:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3025"},"modified":"2015-01-17T20:31:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T18:31:14","slug":"proposed-cabinet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3025","title":{"rendered":"Proposed Cabinet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">Press Release<br \/>\nAnnouncement of New Cabinet if Things Get Rough:<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Secretary of Treasury &#8212; Eric Holder<\/li>\n<li>Secretary of Defense &#8212; Lindsey Lohan<\/li>\n<li>Secretary of Transportation &#8212; Charlie Sheen<\/li>\n<li>Secretary of Education &#8212; Dr. Timothy Leary<\/li>\n<li>Secretary of Health and Welfare &#8212; Barney Frank<\/li>\n<li>Secretary of Labor &#8212; Anita Hill<\/li>\n<li>Housing and Urban Development &#8212; Robin Shimoff<\/li>\n<li>Attorney General &#8212; David Duke<\/li>\n<li>Surgeon General &#8212; Dr. Oz<\/li>\n<li>Drug Czar &#8212; Willie Nelson<\/li>\n<li>Chief of Protocol &#8212; Roseanne<\/li>\n<li>Director, Central Intelligence &#8212; Geraldo Rivera<\/li>\n<li>Director, FBI &#8212; Hillary Clinton<\/li>\n<li>Veterans Administration &#8212; Jane Fonda<\/li>\n<li>Space Agency Administration &#8212; Jerry Brown<\/li>\n<li>Director of Family Values &#8212; OJ Simpson<\/li>\n<li>National Endowment for the Arts &#8212; Madonna<\/li>\n<li>Special Liaison to the Divine &#8212; Shirley MacLaine<\/li>\n<li>Court Jester &#8212; Jesse Jackson<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Press Release Announcement of New Cabinet if Things Get Rough: Secretary of Treasury &#8212; Eric Holder Secretary of Defense &#8212; Lindsey Lohan Secretary of Transportation &#8212; Charlie Sheen Secretary of Education &#8212; Dr. Timothy Leary Secretary of Health and Welfare &#8212; Barney Frank Secretary of Labor &#8212; Anita Hill Housing and Urban Development &#8212; Robin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[296],"class_list":["post-3025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-cabinet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}