A man went to a doctor, and said he wanted to be able to get a job at the local Post Office, but unfortunately he was too smart. The doctor asked him his IQ, and when he gave a three-digit reply, the doctor told him that the procedure would have to involve the removal of over half of his brain.<\/p>\n
The man insisted, and since the doctor just happened to have a brand new laser device which could zap just the right portions of brain tissue, the operation was planned.<\/p>\n
The laser was hooked up to a computer which could monitor the man’s declining IQ on a nice bright LED display. The doctor threw the switch and the numbers began ticking off … 95, 94, 93, …<\/p>\n
Suddenly the phone rang. It was the doctor’s wife. They gabbed for a few minutes, the doctor forgetting completely about his patient.<\/p>\n
When he hung up, he suddenly realized, and ran into the operating room, only to see the meter tick down … 6, 5, 4, …<\/p>\n
He ran to the machine and threw the on\/off switch, just as the laser was about to wipe out the last remnant of brain. “Holy moley!” exclaimed the doctor, “What have I done? Speak to me. Say anything!”<\/p>\n
The man looked at him and said, “I, George W. Bush, announce my candidacy for President of the United States…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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