President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They’d spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.<\/p>\n
“The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette.”<\/p>\n
President Clinton frowned. “Russian roulette’s not a friendly, nice game.”<\/p>\n
The African leader smiled. “That’s why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you’ll have to play. I’ll show you how.”<\/p>\n
He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. “You can choose any one of these women to give you oral sex,” he told Clinton.<\/p>\n
This gained Clinton’s immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. “How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?”<\/p>\n
The African leader said “One of them is a cannibal.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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