{"id":3005,"date":"2015-01-17T19:43:26","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T17:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3005"},"modified":"2015-01-17T19:43:26","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T17:43:26","slug":"on-a-sinking-ship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3005","title":{"rendered":"On a Sinking Ship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>The six living Presidents were on a sinking ship.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gerald Ford said, &#8220;What do we do?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>George Bush said, &#8220;Man the lifeboats!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Ronald Reagan said, &#8220;Huh? What? Lifeboats?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Jimmy Carter said, &#8220;Women and children first.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Richard Nixon said, &#8220;Screw the women and children.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Bill Clinton said, &#8220;Do you think we have time?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The six living Presidents were on a sinking ship. Gerald Ford said, &#8220;What do we do?&#8221; George Bush said, &#8220;Man the lifeboats!&#8221; Ronald Reagan said, &#8220;Huh? What? Lifeboats?&#8221; Jimmy Carter said, &#8220;Women and children first.&#8221; Richard Nixon said, &#8220;Screw the women and children.&#8221; Bill Clinton said, &#8220;Do you think we have time?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[1192],"class_list":["post-3005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-presidents"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}