{"id":2995,"date":"2015-01-16T22:05:13","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T20:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2995"},"modified":"2015-01-16T22:05:13","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T20:05:13","slug":"would-you-like-to-join","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2995","title":{"rendered":"Would You Like To Join?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The Yoko Club? &#8212; Oh no.<\/li>\n<li>The German philosophy club? &#8212; I. Kant.<\/li>\n<li>The Ford-Nixon club? &#8212; Pardon me?<\/li>\n<li>The Alzheimer&#8217;s club? &#8212; Forget it.<\/li>\n<li>The Ebert movie club? &#8212; Roger.<\/li>\n<li>The Groucho Marx club? &#8212; You bet your life.<\/li>\n<li>The Peter Pan club? &#8212; Never. Never.<\/li>\n<li>The Japanese theater club? &#8212; Noh.<\/li>\n<li>The quarterback club? &#8212; I&#8217;ll pass.<\/li>\n<li>The Rhett Butler club? &#8212; I don&#8217;t give a damn.<\/li>\n<li>The compulsive rhymers club? &#8212; Okey-dokey.<\/li>\n<li>The Spanish optometrists club? &#8212; Si.<\/li>\n<li>The pregnancy club? &#8212; Conceivably.<\/li>\n<li>The Procrastinator&#8217;s Club? &#8212; Maybe, next week&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>The Self Esteem Builders? &#8212; They wouldn&#8217;t accept me, anyway.<\/li>\n<li>The Agoraphobics Society? &#8212; Only if they meet at my house.<\/li>\n<li>The Co-Dependence Club? &#8212; Can I bring a friend?<\/li>\n<li>The Prayer Group &#8212; Lord willing!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Yoko Club? &#8212; Oh no. The German philosophy club? &#8212; I. Kant. The Ford-Nixon club? &#8212; Pardon me? The Alzheimer&#8217;s club? &#8212; Forget it. The Ebert movie club? &#8212; Roger. The Groucho Marx club? &#8212; You bet your life. The Peter Pan club? &#8212; Never. Never. The Japanese theater club? &#8212; Noh. The quarterback [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[385,746],"class_list":["post-2995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-word-play","tag-club","tag-group"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}