{"id":2991,"date":"2015-01-16T22:03:18","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T20:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2991"},"modified":"2015-01-16T22:03:18","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T20:03:18","slug":"white-trash-barbie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2991","title":{"rendered":"White Trash Barbie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">Introducing WHITE TRASH BARBIE<\/div>\n<p>She&#8217;s larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think-they&#8217;re-better&#8217;n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.<\/p>\n<p>Every WHITE TRASH BARBIE comes complete with: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie&#8217;s smoking pleasure!<\/li>\n<li>A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (it&#8217;s on sale!)<\/li>\n<li>Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.<\/li>\n<li>Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter top and sandals.<br \/>\n*Hot pants or blue jean cutoffs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama).<\/li>\n<li>Waffle House uniform sold separately.<\/li>\n<li>Barbie comes with platinum blonde hair and black roots showing.<\/li>\n<li>Miracle-o&#8217;-procreation button! Press button on Barbie&#8217;s back and she&#8217;s pregnant&#8230;again!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Barbie can say 11 phrases including,<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;I tol&#8217; jew friggin&#8217; kids to git the hell outa my yard!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Git me anuther beer, baybee.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Whur&#8217;s my damn cigarettes?&#8221;, and more.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div align=\"center\"><b>ALSO AVAILABLE:<\/b><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Barbie doublewide dream trailer: Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie&#8217;s wormy pet cat Rufus, also included. Trailer disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (Sold separately).<\/li>\n<li>Barbie dream car:  1982 Camaro in mix-n&#8217;-match colors, smokin&#8217; chokin&#8217; exhaust*, and coat hanger radio antenna. (Holds two white Trash Barbies or fifteen Mexi-Migrant Barbies) (*Smoke non-toxic, unless breathed.)<\/li>\n<li>Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickin&#8217; leg action and bitch-slap backhand.  With cowboy boots and MD 20\/20 bottle. Curses and mumbles when string is pulled.<\/li>\n<li>Married life Ken with Beer-bustin&#8217; expanding waist*.  Molded to recliner, with TV remote, beer, and chips.  Says &#8220;Shut up, woman,&#8221; and &#8220;Git me a beer.&#8221; (*Waist cannot be reduced once  expanded.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Introducing WHITE TRASH BARBIE She&#8217;s larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think-they&#8217;re-better&#8217;n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend. Every WHITE TRASH BARBIE comes complete with: Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie&#8217;s smoking pleasure! A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1520],"class_list":["post-2991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barbie","tag-white-trash"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}