{"id":298,"date":"2014-12-21T21:14:22","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T19:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=298"},"modified":"2014-12-21T21:14:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T19:14:22","slug":"new-blue-cheer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"New Blue Cheer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day Jack decided that he was going to show the world his new Blue Cheer laundry detergent. He went up to this lady&#8217;s house and asked if he could wash some of her clothes. She agreed. &#8220;Okay lady, I will need a blouse, socks, a pair of your dirty underwear and  two bowls of water.&#8221;  &#8220;Alright, hold on a second,&#8221; and she went to get those things.<\/p>\n<p>Jack took the blouse and began to sing while washing it. &#8220;WASH, WASH, WASH IN MY NEW BLUE CHEER! RINSE, RINSE, RINSE IN THE CLEAR WATER AND RUN IT UNDER YOUR NOSE! IT SMELLS LIKE A ROSE.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lady smelled her blouse and said, &#8220;Oh my, this does smell good! Here try my socks!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;WASH, WASH, WASH, IN MY NEW BLUE CHEER! RINSE, RINSE, RINSE IN THE CLEAR WATER AND RUN IT UNDER YOUR NOSE. IT SMELLS LIKE A ROSE!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lady smelled her socks and said, &#8220;Wonderful! Here try my underwear!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;WASH, WASH, WASH, IN MY NEW BLUE CHEER! RINSE, RINSE, RINSE IN THE CLEAR WATER AND RUN IT UNDER YOUR NOSE AND&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WASH, WASH, WASH!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day Jack decided that he was going to show the world his new Blue Cheer laundry detergent. He went up to this lady&#8217;s house and asked if he could wash some of her clothes. She agreed. &#8220;Okay lady, I will need a blouse, socks, a pair of your dirty underwear and two bowls of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[381,813,1505],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-the-house","tag-cleaning","tag-house","tag-washing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}