{"id":2939,"date":"2015-01-16T20:22:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T18:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2939"},"modified":"2015-01-16T20:22:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T18:22:03","slug":"obtainable-affirmations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2939","title":{"rendered":"Obtainable Affirmations"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.\n<li>I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.\n<li>I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else&#8217;s fault.\n<li>I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.\n<li>In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.\n<li>Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.\n<li>My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.\n<li>I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.\n<li>I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.\n<p><li>I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else&#8217;s fault. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-2939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-affirmations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}