{"id":2933,"date":"2015-01-16T15:59:04","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T13:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2933"},"modified":"2015-01-16T15:59:04","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T13:59:04","slug":"new-tv-programs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2933","title":{"rendered":"New TV Programs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the electronic and computer age:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>Modem, She Wrote<br \/>\nEach week, our intrepid detective tries to solve the ultimate mystery: why her modem won&#8217;t ever connect at 56k.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Micro-CHiPs<br \/>\nPonch and Jon now patrol the Information Superhighway.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Carly&#8217;s Angels<br \/>\nChief exec Carly Fiorina instructs her team of three vixen market analysts on how to prop up HP&#8217;s sagging stock price.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hawaii 6.0<br \/>\nAn upgraded version of the classic series. Steve McGarrett goes surfing for bad guys online.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>T. J. Hacker<br \/>\nA retired cop, with an uncanny resemblance to James T. Kirk, takes up computer hacking to track down the miscreants who canceled his TV show.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Excel Files<br \/>\nInexplicable things are happening to the data in Microsoft Excel spreadsheets. Can this puzzle be solved? The truth is out there.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The AOL-Team<br \/>\nEach week, AOL, Time Warner, Netscape, and Mr. TT unite to promote corporate mergers and make the world safe for capitalism.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Magnum, PC<br \/>\nThis series about a crime-solving personal computer that goes by the code name Deep Blue is based in beautiful Hawaii. Season finale cliff-hanger: Will Deep Blue be seduced by the wily charms of the Texas Instruments Speak &#8216;n&#8217; Spell?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Incredible Bulk<br \/>\nThe exciting adventures of Windows, which just keeps growing and growing.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Buffy the Virus Slayer<br \/>\nBuffy and her fearless gang of antivirus definitions stalk and kill VBS files&#8211; no small feat while wearing a halter top and high-heeled boots.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the electronic and computer age: Modem, She Wrote Each week, our intrepid detective tries to solve the ultimate mystery: why her modem won&#8217;t ever connect at 56k. Micro-CHiPs Ponch and Jon now patrol the Information Superhighway. Carly&#8217;s Angels Chief exec Carly Fiorina instructs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[1201],"class_list":["post-2933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv","tag-programs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}